Oh, Santa, you are just so out of date. I mean that suit is so last century, and a beard, Eww! You just have to quit stuffing those cookies and milk in your stomach. Brooke Nevin (I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer) is a superficial teen who wants to go skiing on Christmas and makes a deal with Santa. She'll make him over and help him deliver presents, and he'll help her with her problem. She makes Santa over into George Hamilton and they work on each other until the predictable ending. The only thing that was really bad about this movie was the mall security guard. He was a real nut case. Who knew that Mrs Claus was so hot. Donna Mills from "Knots Landing" played Santa's missus.

Chances are if you are reading this review, you are one of the unfortunate souls who scoured the delete bin at your local dollar store and somehow thought buying it was a good deal, or perhaps you received this Christmas schlock as some sort of joke gift. Regardless of how you stumbled on this turd, it is only natural that you are feeling cheated out of 89 minutes of your life. This is the sort of movie they should show to political prisoners and only the most loathsome death row inmates. I literally had to shower after watching. If you are considering buying this movie, or even viewing it, be prepared to be crushingly disappointed .

Lip gloss is so last century. They couldn't get Alicia Silverstone. Brooke channeled as well as she could but her performance never came alive. Of course the trite premise and silly script didn't give her anything to work with. And George Harrison as Santa? Puh-leeze. Purely predictable seasonal tripe here, although the increasingly insane mall security guard had a couple of entertaining rants. Still, if it's this movie or a zillionth rerun of 'It's a Wonderful Life', give yourself a change of pace. Just prepare your eyeballs for a pastel overload.