Christmas has come again. I love these movies because every time they come out I know I get to laugh for 2 hours at a terrible film. And oh boy is this is a bad film. 1 minute and 30 seconds into it I wanted to tear my eyes out. The editing is bad (which I can't necessarily blame the editor if the film itself was shot terribly), the pacing is terrible, and the acting... oh god the acting... there are some people who are fine but for the most part literally nothing about it is natural. There's no direction. The words were splatted down onto the page and no real thought went into anything. I mean it's so easy to see. Take the ending of this film for example. It's as if Harley sat down and said "okay, I have 2 hours to write an entire film" and he set a timer and when it went off he said "good enough". There is no ending to this film. You think there's gonna be some sort of final battle or something and then it just... stops. End credits. That's just one example of how bad this is. And here's the thing, I've seen Harley Wallen complain about bad reviews of his films and say they're just trolling or whatever but this is not the case, nor has it ever been. I have yet to watch one of his films that was good. Sometimes there will be a moment here or there that is authentic but the writing is always bad, there are always scenes that needed to be cut because they add zero value to the film, and the sound is always terrible. Ohhhh the sound... how you gonna use a great camera and have terrible sound on EVERY film?! I'll give it a 2/10 because I'm sure people worked hard on making it but it has zero value on the world. As a film it deserves -100/10. And I'm so sick of these BS reviews on these films. Reading them for half a second tells you they're either fake or "fans" of Harley trying to be in his next terrible film. I gotta say, I commend Harley though for pulling the veil over a lot of people's eyes, people that don't know any better, people that think a big phony like Harley is the real deal. Fake it til you make it I guess and at least he's faking it better than anyone I've ever seen.

This is another "who paid to make this ?" movie . I mean really, who read this script and thought , "I'll put up $500,000.00 to make this " he, she or they must have cash to burn. Terrible movie. Don't waste your time on this...maybe your nose hair need trimming, it would be more fun than this crap.

MST3K fans may be singing 'Tickle-Me Carlo Lomabrdi', after watching this one