Chop Chop

2020

Crime / Horror / Thriller

71
IMDb Rating 3.6 10 N/A

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745.66 MB
1280*720
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
81 min
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English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
81 min
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Reviewed by arfdawg-1 1 / 10 / 10

Another REAL Review..........................

I made it to the end of the movie. It's one of the worst films I have ever seen. Slow beyond belief. Every single person involved in the making of this movie shoud never be allowed to work again.

Reviewed by kannibalcorpsegrinder 1 / 10 / 10

Terrible, confusing and just not worth a watch

Settling in for a home-cooked meal, a couple finds their night interrupted when a bizarre pizza delivery-man attacks them and are forced to kill him to protect themselves, setting the two off on a wild journey deep into the criminal underworld full of homicidal maniacs to clear their names and get out alive. For the most part, this is a mess without much going for it. Most of that is due to the story which tends to equate shocking moments and surprising reveals with setup or context as the primary factor for what's to be considered scary or thrilling. The opening encounter with the delivery man is a perfect example, offering no clue who this bizarre deliveryman is or who his first scene shows him approaching the house carrying heads in an orange bag. He's not explained, nor are the seemingly supernatural powers he displays being able to enter the house moments later after being locked out to see him sitting on the couch threateningly. The couple is more outraged over the interruption this causes to their plans than who he is, why he showed up or if this is the start of something bigger which is a problem with the lackluster story. Moreover, that's a huge issue with the rest of the film as a whole where seemingly random events keep occurring to the two. How they manage to go from being a seemingly average couple enjoying a romantic night together to being targeted by a criminal organization and tortured by homicidal maniacs should make some kind of sense yet nothing ever does. Considering the viciousness of the criminal gang they come in contact with, there should be more of a throughline as to how the storyline ties together but this one never gives any concrete evidence. They're always the one being spoken to or given instructions but nothing comes of who the gang is, how they get their information or what the general endgame is, leaving this a confusing, random mess. Lastly, even if the story makes no sense, this one suffers greatly from glaring internal issues that belie its amateur status. The couple are completely nonplussed by what they encounter on their journey, reacting to everything with a blank, emotionless expression and barely-audible whispers instead of logically freaking out over the people they encounter or the dangerousness of the situation. Knowing they're in the presence of vile, homicidal criminals should elicit more of a fear for their lives than what's going on which really lowers our sympathy for them. It's only possible to know their names from the end credits as they barely speak to each other which only occurs in that low-register whisper, and by the end when they start to get tortured for information but fail to give any all interest is lost in this random, directionless mess. Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Violence and Graphic Language.

Reviewed by hampersnow-28905 1 / 10 / 10

and now for a real review.............

I've reviewed over 250 movies, the two 10 star reviews have only reviewed one, this dud of a movie. To be fair, I only made it through the first 15 minutes and that was enough to decide that it wasn't worth my time, because what I saw was so awful I couldn't bear to go on. How many horror/thrillers can be made that are just nonsense, consisting of nothing more then improbable or unexplained happenings, people acting the exact opposite of the way they would in real life, and all of it acted out by the worst amateur level actors. I knew in that first 15 minutes that I had no idea where this was going and didn't care. I hate stupidity on screen and low budget doesn't need to be an excuse for poor editing, writing, directing and actual filming. I've seen enough excellent low budget films to know it can be done, but when I'm muttering to myself 15 minutes in "this is just stupid", I'm not going to waste my time. If you can make it through the first 15 minutes of this film without thinking to yourself, "this is awful, stupid, why is he or she acting like that, etc, etc..........???" then maybe this is the movie for you. Good luck...........

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