No Chance

2020

Action / Comedy / War

184
IMDb Rating 5 10 49

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February 11, 2021

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Cast

Elle LaMont as Natalie Hershlag
Vernon Wells as Fred

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by zomberi 10 / 10 / 10

Fun movie if you like spoofs or Arnold impressions

The hero looked goofy and I did not have much hope but the actor and the movie defy all assumptions. It is a spoof of the Commando movie starring Arnold Schwarznegger but with a slightly different storyline. The Arnold impressions are exceptional. Even his walk and action scenes voice-acting are all spot on. This is also an action movie and they have used real arms and ammunition. It is a funny action movie. Somehow they managed it. The funny part is mostly around Ahnol and the Austrian style of speaking. The scene where the Commando movie villain comes back with a piece of plumbing in his chest is pure genius. The scene where Arnold brings his grown-up daughter on his hip is over-the-top hilarious. The movie seems a bit long but otherwise it is entertaining.

Reviewed by Leofwine_draca 3 / 10 / 10

Dumb indie spoof

NO CHANCE is a dumb indie spoof/sequel to that '80s classic COMMANDO, which remains one of my all-time favourites. Sadly, although this copies the look and mannerism of that film, it doesn't really have any reason to exist. It's unfunny and drawn-out, featuring a protagonist who doesn't look like, nor sound like, Schwarzenegger at all, although perhaps that's the joke; if it is, I didn't get it. It's a broad comedy at best, so expect cheap wigs galore and lots of '80s throwback style. The only decent bit is a last-minute cameo from a more than welcome Vernon Wells.

Reviewed by enq-45057 3 / 10 / 10

I wanted to like it.

Knowing the original movie back to front I went into this expecting to laugh my ass off through the whole movie, but unfortunately it was nothing of the kind. I admit there were a couple of laughs but became very bored after about 45 min. The truth of the fact is it could've been a hell of alot better.

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