Oh.. Dear.. Lord.. The review... of... THE BUSHWACKER OK.. Here's the "story" A crazed loon, complete with Davy Crockett hat runs amok in the California desert. He sees an airplane flying above, and shoots it down with his rifle. The plane crashes (or so we're led to believe.. ) and 4 passengers run away before it explodes (Be careful with that cherry bomb! YOu may lose a finger!) The four people -- a pilot and 3 actually pretty beautiful women -- decide that they're in the middle of nowhere (despite several scenes with roads and one with some high tension lines in the distance), and should find their way out. The pilot and one of the chicks get it on 3 times, and the other two chicks get it on with each other twice -- once after ONE OF THEM HAS DIED! Im not kidding. Well, the BUshwacker loon carries off one of the girls, kills her after tying her to a tree (about ONE HOUR IN TO THE FILM!) and then carries off another, and cuts off one of her breasts.. The Bushwacker shoots the pilot and runs off. Then the remaining chick has a brilliant idea. She tries seducing the Bushwacker while the pilot (who was only grazed by the shot, unbeknownst to the bushwacker) tries to hit him over the head with a branch.. The remaining chick takes off her top, bushwacker pushes her to the ground, bad guy gets hit with branch, and then gets shot with a flare gun. Cue credits. For those who have seen ""Manos" The Hands of Fate", this movie is one hundred times worse. I am not kidding. From the multiple disappearing/reappearing blankets that happen to be conveniently scattered about the desert when there's nudity (HOnestly, we only see a person carrying one at around the 1:15 mark), to the almost unreadable credits... WRITTEN WITH A SHARPIE ON PLYWOOD.. this one is a total stinker. I recommend that everyone see it once just to see how boring nudity can be.
Horror / Thriller
Horror / Thriller
A crazy mountain-man shoots down a small passenger plane. He then proceeds to stalk, torture and kill the survivors.
October 27, 2020