Actually there are three absolutely amazing things about this movie. Firstly, how the hell did anybody manage to raise $500,000.00 (estimated) to make this mess ? Secondly, how the hell did anybody manage to spend $500,000.00 (estimated) making this mess ? And thirdly, how the hell did this manage to get a two star rating ? Obviously no movie would ever be so bad as to make your eyes actually bleed, this one did the next best thing, it makes you wish they would.