The Last House on Cemetery Lane



IMDb Rating 3.5 10 1,014


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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by johannes2000-1 3 / 10 / 10

Tedious and not scary!

I have to agree with most reviews here: this was not a very good movie, to put it mildly. With a title like this they promise at least a decent horror movie, but this turns out to be an non-involving and extremely slow-paced anything-but-scary bore. The premise was okay enough (writer-blocked screenwriter rents an old mansion to work in, and has to share this with a mysterious blind old lady that rents the attic), but the makers of this movie don't do anything worthwhile with the potential this gives. The guy (unfortunately totally non-charismatic and rather scruffy looking) wanders and ponders endlessly, the strange occurrences are not the least bit scary and the guy's reactions are very unrealistic. There's a for this kind of movie unavoidable handsome neighbour (a solid and beautiful actress, I grant them that!!) but the guy doesn't ask her anything logical and useful (like: what do you do, where do you live, tell me about this house, etc) and he very readily takes for granted that this beautiful creature seems to fall for him from the first minute they meet. When at last the guy is so tormented by all the strange occurrences (a bathroom-door closing mysteriously being the most extreme) that he forces his way into the attic, all the supposedly built up tension sags-in when we see a friendly old lady who immediately as a trained robot reveals the whole story. The ensuing meant-to-be climactic battle on the stairs is only preposterous. No special effects, no scares, no chills, no main character that evokes any sympathy. Just tedious. Oh, one positive thing, I did like the score (although at times it was confusing to tell the sounds of the movie and the sounds of the score apart) and I absolutely loved the song that composer Bobby Cole sang himself and which he seems to have made especially for this movie - such a waist! My 3 points are purely for him!

Reviewed by Tudor Anghelina 1 / 10 / 10

I don't get it why it got such bad reviews

Indeed, the movie may lack in the gore department, but, honestly, what's with all the fuss about bloody stuff anyway? While I do enjoy the occasional jump scare, this film is more of an art film. I loved how the actors performed and I enjoyed the plot as well. While this movie is not necessarily a full-blown horror movie, it really is a good film. The plot could of been a little more developed, particularly with more emphasis on the relationship between the main character and his neighbor. To all the mainstream consumers, not everything has to be so graphic. This film however focuses more on the emotional side of things.

Reviewed by Tornadolane 1 / 10 / 10

Writer and Director should slink off in embarrassment

Should be labeled as a comedy because we spent the whole time laughing. Several minutes of bad music with ridiculous shots of main character. Dumb, dumb, dumb. A limited budget is not an excuse for this junk. I'm angry that we even sat through the first few minutes, let alone the whole "movie". This "film" shouldn't ever have seen the light of day, let alone on a major streaming service. Writer and director should be ashamed and needs to hide away into oblivion for this crap. Trust me, you would be more entertained by looking out into the dark sky or an American soap opera for more drama or entertainment.

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