Just a really odd film. It feels like you're watching a school drama class. Some scenes feel like they are about to build into a comedy farce but just fade away, other scenes drag on and just as you expect the camera to cut away, it stays and the script muddles along for too long leaving you getting frustrated and bored. The directing is messy as is the script. It constantly feels like you're seeing the first rehearsal and not the finished article. Some elements and characters aren't needed; it's overly complicated and then the ending seems rushed for no reason. Sorry, wanted to give it a chance but it really was poor.

The opening shots of this movie forewarn the audience as to the horrors of cinematography they are about to view, it seems that the cinematography appears to of been undertaken by a complete novice DOP, either that or he, she was making this film blindfolded as a experiment. The story staggers along at a painful pace, but the acting is pretty fair throughout, notably Luke Goss's performance. In my view this movie is totally let down by the diabolical directing, coupled with some dreadful cinematography that wouldn't look out of place in a school 6th form media class full of kids who really can't be asked. I hope Luke Goss in future finds himself some better film projects to be part of.

Honestly one of the worst films I've ever seen. It was quite painstaking to watch despite such a high profile cast. The only plus side was it was so bad it became entertaining . Most of the acting was terrible and as for the Aussie accent. Surely they have Australian actors in the Uk? Hilariously bad film but strangely captivating in its horror. Lovely to see London looking beautiful and of course incredible to see the stunning Joan Collins looking as striking as always. I apologise to the few actors that could act and to be fair given a better script maybe it wouldn't have been so hard to pull off for the rest of them